Dr. Rock is one of the co-riders behind the infamous "Mobius Trip" documented on the ADV forum. The Doc has survived black-outs, hurricanes, bike lanes, and worse while living and working in New York City. He creates back-country dual-sport routes through the most inhospitable terrain. He rides with a mangey crew of misfits and adventurers. The man knows hassle.
His testimonial for Anti-Hassle Tassels™:
"Anti-hassle Tassels™ have proven to be the single best upgrade to any dual-sport, adventure touring, off-road, or dirtbike. EVER. They increase the bike's horsepower, torque, acceleration, top speed, fuel efficiency and braking power. At the same time, they decrease the likelihood of rain, flat tires, and road closures.
As a bonus, they are precisely engineered, light-weight, field-serviceable, exquisitely designed, and stunningly beautiful."
"They totally make life worth living".
La Donna Fugata is a fierce rider. She has only been on motorcycles a short while, but in that time she has pillaged Nova Scotia, devoured the TAT, plundered Alaska and left most of the Northern Canadian provences tattered in ruins. In between Mobius trips, she commutes on the mean streets of NYC with her F650GS . She has three advanced degrees, 46 U.S. patents, speaks six languages, and holds a black belt in full-contact combat-pilates.
Her sworn testimonial for Anti-Hassle Tassels™:
"At last, a farkle that not only looks sleek but is highly-rated as functional. Following their installation on Blueberry, my ride immediately smoothed out. The windsheer power they provide propels me over rock gardens and boulders I never would have imagined attempting to ride in the past. I'm in awe at the pace with which the Anti-Hassle Tassels™ have enabled my riding skills to improve. I have a new-found confidence and look forward to the next challenge.....Conquering sand."